Archive for the 'Funny' Category

Broken Ribs for Slapper

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

“Happy slapping” a term for the most chavish sport around where the objective is to randomly beat the shit/slap about a random passerby while recording said event on mobile phone. I just cant see what the hell the point is, and i pray that alot of these w*nkers get arrested. BUT if that cant be done, then i pray this happens alot more… the slappers victim, not best pleased about being hit in the face, decided to hit back, laid the guy out in one punch then kicked him in the ribs… hows that for a happy slap?
The video is a bit fuzzy (the mobile phone is obviously a bit shite)

[ Times online story ]

Simpsons Movie

Monday, April 3rd, 2006


“In 2007 leaping his way onto the silver screen, the greatest hero in american history….”

The Simpsons Movie… Coming Eventually..

Who should the US invade next?

Thursday, March 16th, 2006

Ahh, its a tricky question for the world, mostly because its more or less a game of pin the tail on the atlas. And to demonstrate this principle some enterprising Americanos decided to do a street survey and asked people to name where the US should invade next, and to help the viewers also got them to stick a pin into an atlas of where these coutries are. The fun bit is how the atlas is slightly wrong in the the nice big obvious country a the bottom (being Oz) is labeled North Korea, with New Zealand being South Korea.
Watch it, its painful

Update: Linz noticed the awsome text at the bottom of the video, and i

Generating Nude

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

Bra SimThe world of the internet is a dark and myseterious place as many times i have observed. However, this is both Cool and Funny at the same time. Not content with allowing women to meerly be objects of facination when designing bras for sporty types these clever people (probably blokes) have created a Bra Simulator. Its technically advertising for a Sport Bra. You can go along and select your Cup size (A throu to FF&G) and then your level of activity from Light (Yoga) to Extreme (Horse Riding) all to be followed with a beautifully presented strip of modeled animations. A Noody one for the virtual blokes out there, a Bra’d version and a

Bouncy Spoof

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

I blogged many moons ago about a beautiful advert by Sony for their Bravia TVs. Its a stunning piece of work, 250,000 bouncy balls thrown down a San Fransico hill. Visit the Bravia Advert site for more information about how it was made and the music and downloads etc.
However, not to be outdone, and as an excuse for fun on multiplayer games, a group of BattleField 2 players recreated the advert in their own image. Snorken Productions are credited with making this, but i have no idea what that means, simply put, go and check it out, its very silly.
[ Bunny Hopping ] [ Sony Bravia ]

Go Doogle

Sunday, November 27th, 2005
Doogle

Again with the Irish connection, its nothing personal linzi, its just such a hillariously silly country. Along with France one of the few countries i think of often as being worthy of discussion, albeit for reasons such as potatoes, drink and father ted. So when i found a search engine dedicated to the Irish i had to investigate, and with links such as Feck, Drink, Arse, Girls and Eurovision and the I’m Feeling Lucky replaced with “I’m Feeling Bolloxed” i had to give it a whirl.
Check it out yourself:
[ www.doogle.org ]

Just so you know

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005

Bare in mind this is french but has been handily translated for your needs.
The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation: a cautionary, illustrated page from a mid-19th-century French book with no name. It describes in vivid detail the woes and tormet that may beset the wandering lonley palm of a 17 yr old boy. What it says about 20/21 yr olds isnt mentioned so i assume we’re all safe now boys (and maybe girls ).
[ Linko ]