On eBay this week is the most sensational gift of all, the tools to Riches beyond the dreams of meer men. Avaliable from this auction is the Key to a box holding the numbers to the lottery, ‘the 99p Car Boot Sale Sunglasses of Protection. You will need these when opening the Lotto Box, to protect your eyes from the glare from the make-up of has-been celebrities, who will frolic around you, smelling the gold.’.. and so forth
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